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Who knew there were enough fourth graders who got kicked out of school for selling weed to fill an entire class? In an argument one of them said to the other, at least I’m not a virgin
On the argument tip, I got into one with a hippie on acid last night about lesbians using strap ons. He went on and on about feelings, but I still feel that if you want to be thrusted, why not get the real thing. Come to find out he is a techno DJ.
I found a way to enjoy jam bands: black out.
Me: “Yo, I wouldn’t let that dog lick you, he just took his face out of that dogs ass.”
Dude: “I’m not scared.”
Do what you do playa.
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