Ladies, Dimitri Awaits
June 26, 2008, 8:39 pm
Filed under: Uncategorized

All you soft batch, jimmy hat in the wallet stingy in the name of not getting none mafuckahs out there, take a page from the homie Demitiri. Put your nuts on your chin and wave em a girls face until they talk to you and give you some…even if it’s a business card followed by the words, “call me.” Believe, be persistent, and let em know what the fuck is really going on.

*The link below is an acual voice message left to a co-worker of a good friend who met “Dimitri” in passing while waiting for cab. Seriously, listen. Have a good Friday.

Ladies, I bring to you, Dimitri.

**Alright, so I’m gullible and really thought Dimitri was a couple degrees away. Not the case.**


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